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Orders take about 5–8 business days total: 1–2 days printing plus 3–6 days transit within the US. You'll get a tracking link by email the moment it ships. If it's been more than 5 business days with no tracking, send your order number in the form above and we'll locate it.
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Yes - you have 90 days to swap for a different size or design. Start it through our returns portal and we'll email a free prepaid label.
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We can't prove anything in a lab - but our reviews speak for themselves. What we can promise is a seriously good t-shirt: soft 100% ring-spun cotton, a print that survives the laundry, and a cosmic sense of humor. The moon does the rest. Wear it once and see.
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